I-Workover: Injiniyela Ufuna Umsebenzi Omusha Kepha Uyasatshiswa

Ohlelweni lwami lomsakazo lwe-NPR-San Francisco, ngiyakwenza Ama-workovers : Abalaleli bangena ngenkinga yomsebenzi.

Bengilokhu ngithumela imibhalo ehleliwe ye- Ama-workovers lokho kungaheha abafundi bePsychologyToday. Nawu umnikelo wanamuhla:

ISIMEMO: Igama lami ngingu-Anthony futhi ngishayela ngiseNew York. Ngingathanda ukuyihleka konke. Ngineminyaka engama-41, engama-20 ngingena emkhakheni wobunjiniyela, ukuphathwa kokuthengiswa kwempahla. Hhayi uthando lwami, alugcizeleli amakhono ami emvelo kepha ngishade nengane, ngakho-ke nginokwesaba okuningi ngokushintsha umsebenzi wami.

I-MN: Ukukhetha okuningi: Ungathanda ukuqala kuphi ingxoxo yethu: Yimamise futhi uhlale, thola indlela yokwenza umsebenzi wakho wamanje, uthole umqashi omusha emsebenzini wakho wamanje, noma umsebenzi omusha ngokuphelele?

ISIMEMO: Ushintsho olukhulu lomsebenzi.

MN: Ngakho-ke ngitshele ngamakhono akho emvelo.

ISIMEMO: Ngezingane: ukuqeqesha, ukuqeqesha.

MN: Kulungile. Asidlale Umdlalo we-Optometry . Wake waya kudokotela wamehlo ukuze ulungele ilensi yokuxhumana noma izibuko bese ekubuza ukuthi ngabe kubukeka kangcono ngelensi 1 noma ilensi 2 futhi ngemuva kwesikhashana awukwazi ukutshela futhi uzizwe uyisilima?

Ucingo: Yebo.

MN: Ngakho-ke ungathanda yini ukuba ngumfundisi noma iBig Brother?

ISIMEMO: Big Brother.

MN: Big Brother noma umeluleki esikoleni esiphakeme.

Ucingo: Mluleki

MN: Umeluleki esikoleni esiphakeme noma udokotela wezengqondo wezingane.

Ucingo: Mluleki.

MN: Umeluleki ngezinkinga zengqondo, umsebenzi, noma ikolishi.

ISIMEMO: IKolishi.

MN: Umeluleki wasekolishi noma isikhulu se-admissions ekolishi.

ISIMEMO: Umeluleki wasekolishi.

MN: Umeluleki wasekolishi onguchwepheshe abangaba onjiniyela, noma kabanzi.

CALLER: Ngokubanzi.

MN: ENew York noma kwenye indawo.

ISIMEMO: ENew York.

MN: Ukuzijayeza kwangasese, isikole samabanga aphezulu esizimele noma umphakathi.

ISIMEMO: Esidlangalaleni.

MN: Manje sizodlala umdlalo ohlukile. Sizokwakha i-Anthony Meter. Kusuka ku-0 kuye ku-10 nge-0 kusho ukuthi umqondo kukwenza ube yipuke futhi i-10 isho ukuthi ikunikeza i-orgasm. Ngakho-ke umqondo wokuba ngumeluleki wasekolishi esikoleni esiphakeme somphakathi eduze kwalapho uhlala khona uthola ukuthi yini?

ISIMEMO: 10.

MN: Manje ngizokwenza isiphakamiso sokuthi ungafika kanjani lapho futhi uzokuthola lokho ku-Anthony Meter. Ngeke uwuyeke umsebenzi wakho kodwa ngemuva kokuthi siphume ocingweni uzosebenzisa amagama we-Google afana nokuthi “umeluleki wasekolishi” nokuthi “umeluleki wasekolishi,” futhi ufunde izindatshana bese ubuka amavidiyo we-YouTube ngalokho. Uzobheka futhi kuleyo migomo ku-Indeed.com, ebala imisebenzi eyizigidi ezinhlanu. Uma umbono wokuba umeluleki wasekolishi usazwakala umuhle, uzovakashela i-Amazon.com enezincwadi ezingama-3,000,000 bese usesha kulawo magama ukuthola incwadi ehambisana nawe, okuyiyona etshela isipiliyoni sabeluleki abaningi basekolishi. Ungakwenza konke lokhu kancane uma uthanda, ihora elilodwa ngesonto. Uma lowo msebenzi usazwakala uthakazelisa, uzocela i-aphoyintimenti nomeluleki wasekolishi esikoleni esiphakeme somphakathi esiseduze nawe. Uzochaza ukuthi uyazibuza ukuthi kufanele ushintshe ekubeni ngunjiniyela uye kumeluleki wasekolishi kepha kuyethusa. Uma ngemuva kwaleyo ngxoxo, isakukhanyisela, ubhale ngakho, cabanga ngakho, khuluma nomndeni wakho ngakho. Ngabe lokho amaphuzu ku-Anthony Meter?

ISIMEMO: 7

MN: Yini eyenza ukuthi ingabi ngu-10?

ISIMEMO: Imali engenayo ephansi, ukubuyela esikoleni.

MN: Ithoni yakho yezwi ikhombisa ukuthi lokho kuzoba kukhulu kakhulu. Ngakho-ke kungabonakala sengathi ukuyekethisa okungcono kakhulu ukufunda okuncane ngokwelulekwa kwasekolishi, siza izingane zakho ngokwengeziwe ngokuhlelwa kwasekolishi noma ngokuzithandela ngocingo noma kusihlwa ukwenza ikolishi elithile lokweluleka izingane esikoleni esiphakeme somphakathi sendawo. Noma vakashela ikilasi ukuze ukhulume ngokuthi kunjani ukuba ngunjiniyela. Noma yenza ividiyo kanye / noma i-Live-Skype yewebhusayithi ebizwa ngeNepris lapho ochwepheshe batshela abakwenzayo futhi kukhonjiswa ezikoleni eziphakeme. Futhi yenza okuthile emsebenzini wakho wamanje ukuze uzuze ngentshisekelo yakho ekufundiseni ngokuthatha umsebenzi. Lokho kukwenza unikezwe ijoka lomthwalo wezezimali womfazi nengane ongafuni ukuwushiya - wenze ama-tweaks emsebenzini wakho ukuze ube nokufunayo ngangokunokwenzeka ngaphandle kwengozi. Yini lawo maphuzu?

ISIMEMO: 10.

MN: Thembeka, uzokwenzenjani uma usuka ocingweni?

ISIMEMO: Ngizokwenza ucwaningo futhi ngizoxhumana nesikole sami esidala samabanga aphakeme. Sengivele nginabafundi abathathu be-co-op futhi bekuyisipiliyoni esihle, futhi ngizocela ukuthi sithole abanye.

MN: Kuhle.

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